Mooned Phinney's Disclaimer Stuff
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By accessing this site, you agree to the following terms and conditions . You should review these terms and conditions regularly as they may change. If you do not agree to any term or condition, you should bugger off.

These pages represent only their keeper, and don't do a particularly good job of that. In particular, they do not represent the opinions of the keeper's deities, universe, local cluster, galaxy, solar system, world, country, state, county, city, community association, professional societies, fraternities, customers, co-workers, family, friends, neighbors, cats, birds in the chimney, neighborhood dogs, or flora in the backyard. In other words the buck stops here. Look, I don't even agree with myself part of the time. To believe that I'm a spokesman for anybody else requires either that you be intellectually challenged to a degree that precludes the capacity to read this message ... or that you have your head so far up your ass that you are of interest only to a topologist or a freak show operator. If you've gotten this far without having somebody help with the big words and still have concerns, press on for a more detailed disclaimer. Mind you, my real recommendation is that you make a serious attempt to get a life.

This Web Site Is For Our Convenience Only - This Web site is free. It exists as a convenience to us. By merely providing voyeuristic access to this Web site's content, we do not warrant or represent that:
  • the content is accurate, complete, or current;
  • we have any duty to update any content;
  • the content is free from changes caused by a hacker;
  • your access to this Web site will be free from interruptions, errors, viruses or disturbing thoughts.
We do not assume any liability for these matters. In other words, you use this Web site at your own risk. Under no circumstances, including, but not limited to, negligence, shall we be liable for any form of damages.

This Web Site Is Provided "As Is" - This Web site's content is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind. We disclaim all warranties, express or implied.

We Do Not Have Responsibility for Links to Third Party Content - We provide links to other Web sites maintained by third parties. Those links are for convenience and information only. The content in any linked Web sites is not under our control so we are not responsible for the content, including any further links. If you decide to access any of the third party sites linked to this Web site, you do this entirely at your own risk. It is up to you to take precautions to ensure that the third party you link to for your use is free of computer viruses, worms, trojan horses and other ugly stuff.

If We Provide a Link, We Do Not Necessarily Endorse A Third Party - We reserve the right to terminate a link to a third party Web site at any time. The fact that we provide a link to a third party Web site does not mean that we endorse, authorize or sponsor that Web site.

If a Third Party Links to This Web Site, It is Not An Endorsement - If a third party links to this Web site, it is not an indication of an endorsement, authorization, sponsorship, affiliation, joint venture or partnership by or with us. In most cases, we are not even aware that a third party has linked to this Web site.

If You Transmit or Provide Data to Us, It is Non-Confidential - We do not want to receive confidential or proprietary information from you through this Web site. If you transmit to or post on this Web site any material, data, information or idea by any means, it will be treated as non-confidential and non-proprietary and may be disseminated, used and or ridiculed by us for any purpose.

You Must Obey Local Laws in Accessing Our Web Site - This site is controlled by us from our offices in Texas within the United States of America. We make no representation that content or materials in the site are appropriate or available for use in other jurisdictions. Access to our Web site content or materials from jurisdictions where such access is illegal is prohibited. If you choose to access this site from other jurisdictions, you do so on your own initiative and are responsible for compliance with applicable local laws.

You are Bound by Changes in this Agreement's Terms and Conditions - We may at any time revise these terms and conditions by updating this posting. By using our Web site, you agree to be bound by any such revisions and should therefore periodically visit this page to determine the then current user's agreement and disclaimers to which you are bound.

Miscellaneous - Our failure to insist upon or enforce strict performance of any provision of this Agreement shall not be construed as a waiver of any provision or right.

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