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good job of that.
In particular, they do not represent the opinions of the keeper's
deities, universe, local cluster, galaxy, solar system, world, country,
state, county, city, community association, professional societies,
fraternities, customers, co-workers, family, friends, neighbors,
cats, birds in the chimney, neighborhood dogs,
or flora in the backyard. In other words the buck stops here.
Look, I don't even agree with myself part of the time. To believe
that I'm a spokesman for anybody else requires either that you be
intellectually challenged to a degree that precludes the capacity to
read this message ... or that you have your head so far up your ass
that you are of interest only to a topologist or a freak show operator.
If you've gotten this far without having somebody help with the big
words and still have concerns, press on for a more detailed disclaimer.
Mind you, my real recommendation is that you make a serious attempt to
get a life.
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